What I know for sure

1. money doesn't fall from trees. .......... It comes from those armored trucks that park in front of McDonalds.
(that does not mean I ate there today. Okay maybe it does.)

2. All men(women) are not created equal. ........ I know. I pulled the fat straw.

3. Carbs are a grand conspiracy. ........ See #1 or 2.

4. Diet is a 4 letter word. .......... It is.
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